Two men, one train

In 1983, two heterosexual men had a vision …

A vision of a future destroyed by capricious women, predatory Japanese businessmen, and half a dozen nuclear apocalypses. A vision of a future that could only be saved by the world’s last Alpha Male and his artificially intelligent locomotive.

Rescue TRAIN was created by our fathers, Bruce Tuffington and Randleman Aloysius Clayton. Their mission: promote trains’ rights.

Only Bruce and Randy foresaw the anti-trains hate that is gripping our world today. And while they couldn’t stop it from happening, they did everything in their power until the tragic shower-writing accident that cut short their magnificent lives and robbed us of their undisputed genius.

“Well, I don’t get it, but I can tell you and Randy worked really hard on this.”

- Mrs. Bruce Tuffington

”This is a photo of the primal forces of creation.  Of ideas being smelted, refined, and forged.”